I must have died and gone to heaven
Cause it was a quarter past eleven on a saturday in 1999
Right across from where I'm standing
On the dance floor she was landing
It was clear that she was from another town
Like some baby Barbarella with the stars as her umbrella
She asked me if I'd like to magnetise
Do I have to go star-trekking
Cause it's you I should be checking
So she lazer beamed me with her cosmic eyes
She's just a cosmic girl from another galaxy
My heart's at zero gravity
She's from a cosmic world putting me in ecstasy
Transmitting on my frequency
She's cosmic
I'm scanning all my radars
Well she said she's from a quasar fourty thousand milion light years away
It's a distant solar system
Tried to phone but they don't list 'em
So I asked her for a number all the same
She said 'step in my transorter
So I can teleport ya all around my heavenly body'
This could be a close encounter
I should take care not to flounder