Nathan Ormande
1.20
11h ago
May 24, 2014(12y)
May 24, 2027(319d)
Combat
Kills2,580
Losses946
Efficiency73%
ISK
Destroyed1.03t
Lost23.73b
ISK Eff.98%
Solo
Solo Kills28
Solo Ratio1%
Final Blows230
Points2,667
Other
NPC Losses31
NPC Loss Ratio3%
Avg Kills/Day0.58
ActivityVery High
Bio
Spectre Fleet FC
Writer for EvENews24

Dear Mr.Ormande

We thank you for your interest in our work. Unfortunately though, we have no interest in your attached sketch entitled "A Breakthrough in Awesome Space Rockets, Now Give Me Some Money". We've long been aware of the science behind the reaction that occurs between Coke and Mentos, so believe us when we say that there's no practical use for it in our work - even if we did use "a shit load of Coke", as you so eloquently put it.

Regarding your application, if it can be called that, to become a "spaceman", we regret to inform you that we're not looking for anyone at this present time. Besides, it takes years of hard training to become an astronaut and is not, as you suggest, "...something so simple a chimp has done it". To learn more, we suggest you read up on your so called idol Buzz Aldrin, who we assume you were referring to when writing Buzz Lightyear.

Sincerely,
Steven Malkovich
Associate Administrator
NASA
Dashboard
Stats
Kills260
Losses49
Efficiency84%
ISK Destroyed115.90b
ISK Lost2.88b
ISK Efficiency98%
Solo Kills3
Solo Losses19
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor15.25
Active TimezoneEUTZ
Final Blows20
Points347
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