Tauhan Agraladia

[04:35:20] Tauhan Agraladia > tauhan is a fucking idiot

From: BJK
Sent: 2022.08.08 18:45

I've found your sleazebag

He is in the IM-G4Y system, 4U-HUN constellation of the Flacid region.

With regards,


BJK

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Ledeanio - My biggest fear in life is a flaccid Camel. Have you seen a camel with a hardon?
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Seyek - So Stephen King would go down there and collect pages and the only thing the prisoner did would unzip his pants and flop his dick on the table
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