Ach'med

Dashing through the space
With a bomb strapped to my ship
I have a nasty plan

For Christmas in Jita
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the CONCORD military

Ooo, Jita bombs, Jita bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Mitani promised me.

Jita bombs, jita bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head.

I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to the empire, my nuts keep falling off.

My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a Miner extracting Ark,

Ooo, Jita bombs, jita bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I keel you!