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Illegitimi non carborundum


"I am convinced that my autopilot wants to kill me"

"I see AFK people,,"

"So easy, even a Minmatar can do it." - Pend Insurance Co.

"I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. If he bothers me, or if there is a women, or if I'm getting paid. Mostly if I am getting paid." - Jayne Cobb

"I PITY DA FOOL!" - Mr. T


"As you play WoW it holds your hand and gives you a cookie even if you fail; in EVE-Online, the game not only takes your cookie but also laughs at you for bringing one".


You know you play too much EVE when....

...You walk into a Walmart and think to yourself, "Damn! I hate jita!"
...You're driving in the ghetto and you think to yourself, "I need to get out of low-sec."
...You run away from a car accident because your afraid the other driver will "pod you"
...You get turned on by the phrase "skill training complete"


"It is always more effective to show someone the fire, before setting them alight"