Man, this fool tried to tell me...that turkey bacon...aint got no pork in it...
I looked at him like, "You know, Michael Jordan played for the Rockets right?"

So I was like, man, how you gonna tell me my shirt is wrinkled? Fool! I turned the microwave off before I left! I know how to make a cheese sandwich! You act like I was born yesterday or something...

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
Came and killed the two dead boys.
If you dont believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too

[18:58:01] Vaminion4321 > I am a fucking idiot...

[12:51:41] FatBelwas > the key to solo is to do it in a gang