Percussive Diplomacy

Percussive Diplomacy [SLAPD]

37 members
Jun 5, 2010(16y)
2% tax· 2% LP
War Eligible
Combat
Kills65,967
Losses12,899
Efficiency84%
Danger Ratio94%
ISK
Destroyed24.18t
Lost2.45t
ISK Eff.91%
Balance+21.73t
Activity
Solo Kills17,134
Final Blows37,368
Combat Points64,152
Members37
Last 90 Days
Kills1,347
Losses64
ISK Destroyed782.60b
ISK Lost5.89b
Bio
Public Channel: SLAPD in Public

In the dark reaches of space, there exists a rag-tag collective of low-sec scumbags, nihilists and social undesirables; an enclave known as Percussive Diplomacy. Comprised solely of drunken belligerents and man-children, it is amazing how such a group has managed to survive for as long as it has without imploding into chaos reminiscent of "Lord of the Flies". Contributing absolutely nothing to the welfare of its native region, "Herpcussive Derplomacy" can be observed flying never more than three jumps from their home system, whoring onto every killmail possible, and generally serving as a detriment to the EVE community as a whole. In whatever activity SLAPD happens to participate, you can rest assured that they have no fucking idea what they're doing.

Testimonials and Endorsements:

"...an insane group of ne'er-do-wells wearing goggles." -Shaalira D'arc
"SLAPD is the jam in my jelly roll." -Ammon Dei
"[a] pretty decent amount of f****ts..." -Hidden Snake
"<3 pizza :)" -Loren Gallen
"LOL I think those are friendly pies, unless theres nothing to shoot at, then they can be dangerous." -Hawk Alugi
"Lord of Pizza." - GM Moustache


Recruitment Status: Open
Ransoms and 1v1s will be honored.