Percussive Diplomacy [SLAPD]

Public Channel: SLAPD in Public

In the dark reaches of space, there exists a rag-tag collective of low-sec scumbags, nihilists and social undesirables; an enclave known as Percussive Diplomacy. Comprised solely of drunken belligerents and man-children, it is amazing how such a group has managed to survive for as long as it has without imploding into chaos reminiscent of "Lord of the Flies". Contributing absolutely nothing to the welfare of its native region, "Herpcussive Derplomacy" can be observed flying never more than three jumps from their home system, whoring onto every killmail possible, and generally serving as a detriment to the EVE community as a whole. In whatever activity SLAPD happens to participate, you can rest assured that they have no fucking idea what they're doing.

Testimonials and Endorsements:

"...an insane group of ne'er-do-wells wearing goggles." -Shaalira D'arc
"SLAPD is the jam in my jelly roll." -Ammon Dei
"[a] pretty decent amount of f****ts..." -Hidden Snake
"<3 pizza :)" -Loren Gallen
"LOL I think those are friendly pies, unless theres nothing to shoot at, then they can be dangerous." -Hawk Alugi
"Lord of Pizza." - GM Moustache

Recruitment Status: Open
Ransoms and 1v1s will be honored.

Active Members

Stats

Kills1,107

Losses63

Efficiency95%

ISK Destroyed719.64b

ISK Lost6.89b

ISK Efficiency99%

Solo Kills138

NPC Losses3

Final Blows345

Points2,725