Rules to live by in Eve:
1. If it moves, shoot it.
2. If it doesn't move, poke it with your turret & then shoot it.
3. When in doubt -- Shoot It.!!
4. Overkill works.
5. Just because it breathes doesn't mean it should.
6. If all is going well its an ambush.
7. If it's not moving shoot it anyway, it might move later
8. If it starts moving, Jam it, shoot it and call for back-up.

Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline..
If you are obessesive compulsive press 1 repeatedly
If you are co-dependant ask someone to press 2 for you
If you have multiple personalities press 3,4 and 5
If you are paranoid we know who you are and what you want..stay on the line and we'll trace your call
If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership
If you are schizophrenic listen carefully - a small voice will tell you which button to press