Lord Power > when u grow up and learn to play eve u will k ow what I am talking about
Lord Power > yeah I guess I am just too sexy for my ship


Get yer Buttscratchaa ! Buttscratchaas heeere


JAXN ENRAGED > who salvaged my hound????????/

kermitfrog > unjam me and fight like men
kermitfrog > little girls cant fught

Minoque > cause I'm asian from the waist down
Minoque > scratch that

A shmoo is shaped like a plump bowling pin with legs

Shmoos are delicious to eat, and are eager to be eaten. If a human looks at one hungrily, it will happily immolate itself,


Recovering Falcon pilot