May 17, 2026
Aug 2, 2024(2y)
Aug 2, 2027(349d)
Combat
Kills1,606
Losses144
Efficiency92%
ISK
Destroyed298.59b
Lost2.33b
ISK Eff.99%
Solo
Solo Kills80
Solo Ratio5%
Final Blows254
Points1,851
Other
NPC Losses42
NPC Loss Ratio29%
Avg Kills/Day2.15
ActivityInactive
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio
Get Gripped by Eve's Greatest Gripper Woozer

Born to save the universe, Forced to work minimum wage.
Born 2 shit, Forced 2 wipe.

GLORPSHIT fuck it i ate the op

Sometimes your knight in shining armor can just be a retard in tin foil

My dick has lead me to places i wouldn't even go with a gun

moan louder please, i can still hear the voices

People want to call me a pussy, but won't stick their dick in me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQA-KFAZiVc

DON'T VOTE i was so crazy back then
EAT TRASH (1 minute ago)
DO DRUGS
GET CASH
EAT ASS
DIE FAST If the skin fits, wear it
THE FUCKING MOTTO
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK

"only king arthur could pull me out"

ok but who's gonna pull me out of king arthur.

i'd let her groom me

your baby on board sticker isnt gonna make me any less drunk

All this bullshit and i still cant ":3" my way out of it

I am very shy but i am very food motivated so i am just a few treats away from being your new best friend :>

Babe not now, im about to play a game that i hate and will make me angry

Shrodingers dong, i'll never know if hes hard or soft until the pants come off?

While you're down here, hold that L for me
Dashboard
Stats

No activity in the last 90d

Last seen May 2026

Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -
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