Swiggan
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Swiggan

9d ago
Apr 12, 2024(2y)
Apr 12, 2027(317d)
Combat
Kills3,239
Losses792
Efficiency80%
ISK
Destroyed1.20t
Lost56.92b
ISK Eff.95%
Solo
Solo Kills307
Solo Ratio9%
Final Blows1,006
Points3,291
Other
NPC Losses29
NPC Loss Ratio4%
Avg Kills/Day4.16
ActivityMedium
No data available
Bio
Valedictorian of Mogwarts University. Known for experiemental use of jelquing technique which allows both bone mashing and mewing simultaneously.
Cousin of the legendary Bogdandoff brothers, last surviving blood relative to the omnipotent twins

"So you’re Minmintar. I want you... dead. Nothing personal, ’course. the war zone’s just gettin’ a bit too peaceful. Business ain’t been the same since they shut down BOB. "A clean break from the war economy." Well some of us liked that economy. How’s an honest war monger supposed to make a living? What about all the good things war has done for us? Why don’t we ever hear speeches about that? Jobs, technology, a common purpose... You ain’t listenin’... All we’re saying is... GIVE WAR A CHANCE!
Yup, same one ol’ Cryo-boy used on the noobs in Kamela. Of course it’s wired straight to the brain now. Feels as real as anything else.
We need to plex before our cover is blown. We’ve got some assholes snooping around... We don't create the market for war. Those guys just managed the war economy -- they didn't invent it. Didja think every battle in history was all part of some big ol' conspiracy? Bullshit! War is just part'a who we are. Why fight it? Anyway, none of this will matter in three hours. Demand for PMCs is about to skyrocket. Like the good ol' days after 9-11! Doing it virtually though? No fuss, no muss. Straight to the brain. It's like a dream. Well, maybe “dream” is the wrong word. They do kill some POWs... some civilians... They enjoy it though. We give their pleasure centers a nice big jolt every time. Plus they got a shiny new body as a graduation present. Another thing you have in common...
And Newbros are cruel. All people are, by nature -- they just lose touch with it as they get older. Start thinking they know right and wrong. “That's immoral!” War crime-this, Code of Conduct-that Newbros you can mold, manipulate into performing all kinds of atrocities -- and there's nothing like a good atrocity to keep a war going. You just don't see the bigger picture, do ya?
Like I said, Newbros are cruel, Min. And I'm very in touch with my inner noob."
Dashboard
Stats
Kills35
Losses6
Efficiency85%
ISK Destroyed954.39m
ISK Lost2.06b
ISK Efficiency32%
Solo Kills5
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor147.6
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows12
Points87
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSmall Gang (35 kills)
Solo 14% Small 49% Blob 37%
Avg Fleet: 147.6 FC: Medium
Top Fleet Partners
Mo BloodlustTask Force 641 [Empyrean Edict]101
ceyriotEmpyrean Academy [Empyrean Edict]74
B1ack SkyInto Oblivion. [Fraternity.]71
Woof1977Caldari Independent Navy Reserve [Curatores Veritatis Alliance]64
d0ri5Task Force 641 [Empyrean Edict]61
Jennifer CorringTask Force 641 [Empyrean Edict]61
Dead4everPrime Directive. [Slide On Contact]51
SouupKnights of the Round Table. [Empyrean Edict]49
Candace DeLaMesaA few Amigos [Empyrean Edict]46
smokieakmTask Force 641 [Empyrean Edict]42