Goober-Chicken-Maximus
-1.80

Goober-Chicken-Maximus

1d ago
Dec 12, 2020(5y)
Dec 12, 2026(151d)
Combat
Kills4,539
Losses1,528
Efficiency75%
ISK
Destroyed568.57b
Lost46.67b
ISK Eff.92%
Solo
Solo Kills604
Solo Ratio13%
Final Blows1,490
Points5,355
Other
NPC Losses82
NPC Loss Ratio5%
Avg Kills/Day2.23
ActivityVery High
Bio
AKA Gate Gun Goober, AKA Gobbler


"What is Goober Chicken"
Link Zammad

Hahsmelfur Akena Ongrard > What is Goober Chicken


i might be the smartest of crispy's kids but nobody should hand out medals for that. Its like a tallest midget championship.

"that chicken aint chicken" Crispus, on his favorite foundling


Goober-Chicken-Maximus > why did all your sissy friends refuse to gank me?
Adam LaCor > Idk dawg
Adam LaCor > Im asking that too
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > you should.



Genius L0ci > just wanted to be ready for you guys
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > i bet
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > lipstick, high heels?


Kill: Meanbob (Stabber Fleet Issue)
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > gf
Nicebob > not
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > mean bob is dead bob now.
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > would nice bob like to die too?

ARMED1 > so this is where all the pvpers live in this area of low sec
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > just blobbers and cowards
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > i consider myself both
Elecon Amatin > we are blobbers and cowards, yes

Kussmich Goober-Chicken-Maximus how long did you sit there cloaked jerking off
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > longer than normal, i was thinking about your mom...took a while

after accidently shooting snuff astra in esta, and 10 apologies deep....
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > it was also somewhat rude of me to try to bump you off the station. i would like to formaly apologize for that as well
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > and one time in 3rd grade i took a dump in a teachers lunch box. that was probably wrong too


Human Farm lulz

Goober-Chicken-Maximus Tiddy Mcbut great name. how you get dem tits so big?
Dashboard
Stats
Kills388
Losses114
Efficiency77%
ISK Destroyed28.19b
ISK Lost2.73b
ISK Efficiency91%
Solo Kills59
Solo Losses50
NPC Losses2
Blob Factor4.28
Active TimezoneEUTZ
Final Blows138
Points1,196
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSmall Gang (378 kills)
Solo 13% Small 60% Mid 26% Fleet 1%
Avg Fleet: 4.3 Bait (53x)
Top Fleet Partners
Sabre JaguarHorngry [Quafe Liberation Front]94
Hoot HasToa Mechanics [Quafe Liberation Front]85
Godren StormHorngry [Quafe Liberation Front]56
Morpheous SoulTakerHorngry [Quafe Liberation Front]53
Dermier SailHorngry [Quafe Liberation Front]52
Eiko WolfwindHorngry [Quafe Liberation Front]42
Cavande OrmandHorngry [Quafe Liberation Front]42
Dax StarRunnerSouth Gal Standing [Quafe Liberation Front]41
Sully MadooriToa Mechanics [Quafe Liberation Front]40