Goober-Chicken-Maximus
-1.60

Goober-Chicken-Maximus

2h ago
Dec 12, 2020(5y)
Dec 12, 2026(196d)
Combat
Kills4,321
Losses1,462
Efficiency75%
ISK
Destroyed557.11b
Lost44.99b
ISK Eff.93%
Solo
Solo Kills568
Solo Ratio13%
Final Blows1,412
Points4,698
Other
NPC Losses80
NPC Loss Ratio5%
Avg Kills/Day2.17
ActivityVery High
Bio
AKA Gate Gun Goober, AKA Gobbler


"What is Goober Chicken"
Link Zammad

Hahsmelfur Akena Ongrard > What is Goober Chicken


i might be the smartest of crispy's kids but nobody should hand out medals for that. Its like a tallest midget championship.

"that chicken aint chicken" Crispus, on his favorite foundling


Goober-Chicken-Maximus > why did all your sissy friends refuse to gank me?
Adam LaCor > Idk dawg
Adam LaCor > Im asking that too
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > you should.



Genius L0ci > just wanted to be ready for you guys
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > i bet
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > lipstick, high heels?


Kill: Meanbob (Stabber Fleet Issue)
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > gf
Nicebob > not
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > mean bob is dead bob now.
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > would nice bob like to die too?

ARMED1 > so this is where all the pvpers live in this area of low sec
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > just blobbers and cowards
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > i consider myself both
Elecon Amatin > we are blobbers and cowards, yes

Kussmich Goober-Chicken-Maximus how long did you sit there cloaked jerking off
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > longer than normal, i was thinking about your mom...took a while

after accidently shooting snuff astra in esta, and 10 apologies deep....
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > it was also somewhat rude of me to try to bump you off the station. i would like to formaly apologize for that as well
Goober-Chicken-Maximus > and one time in 3rd grade i took a dump in a teachers lunch box. that was probably wrong too


Human Farm lulz

Goober-Chicken-Maximus Tiddy Mcbut great name. how you get dem tits so big?
Dashboard
Stats
Kills228
Losses72
Efficiency76%
ISK Destroyed22.30b
ISK Lost1.65b
ISK Efficiency93%
Solo Kills36
Solo Losses34
NPC Losses1
Blob Factor4.89
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows81
Points618
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSmall Gang (228 kills)
Solo 14% Small 54% Mid 31% Fleet 2%
Avg Fleet: 4.9 Bait (37x)
Top Fleet Partners
Sabre JaguarHorngry [Quafe Liberation Front]89
Hoot HasToa Mechanics [Quafe Liberation Front]64
Godren StormHorngry [Quafe Liberation Front]56
Morpheous SoulTakerHorngry [Quafe Liberation Front]53
Dermier SailHorngry [Quafe Liberation Front]46
Eiko WolfwindHorngry [Quafe Liberation Front]42
Dax StarRunnerSouth Gal Standing [Quafe Liberation Front]41
Sully MadooriToa Mechanics [Quafe Liberation Front]40
Cavande OrmandHorngry [Quafe Liberation Front]38