Joachim Karsten
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Joachim Karsten

12d ago
Apr 11, 2020(6y)
Apr 11, 2027(242d)
Combat
Kills1,473
Losses219
Efficiency87%
ISK
Destroyed1.04t
Lost12.33b
ISK Eff.99%
Solo
Solo Kills119
Solo Ratio8%
Final Blows342
Points2,247
Other
NPC Losses16
NPC Loss Ratio7%
Avg Kills/Day0.64
ActivityHigh
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio
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Name: Joachim Karsten
Corporation: Polaris Requiem
Alliance: The Skeleton Crew
Ship of Choice: Guardian, Scimitar, Oneiros


Joachim Karsten is the best logi pilot in all of nullsec. Many say logi is boring, no killmails, but for Karsten it is art. He is not some stupid wormholer or lowsec pirate, hiding in NPC station like coward. No, he is strong man, with discipline and ISK, because nullsec is the only true place for real capsuleers.

Every day, he sits in his fleets, saving ship after ship, transferring shield like breakfast. The shield flows, the fleet is saved, and the poor wormholers, REV-W and FRAT cry, because they have nothing. They say "oh no, your logi is boring" but then they broadcast for reps in fleet when they are shot. Karsten laughs at them. He has Scimitars. He has Guardians. He has ISK. What they have? Wrecks and frozen corpses.

When he not logi, he rats. Big ships, big explosions, big money. The Serpentis and Rogue Drones try fight, but they only give Karsten more ISK. He fly Paladin, because only real LowSec men use big, shiny ships. Not like stupid cloaky campers who hide like small boys.

Wormholers always say "Oh but our space is dangerous and mysterious!" Karsten say: "Nonesense! You only jump from hole to hole like homeless man searching for McDonald's WiFi." In nullsec, we have structure, we have economy, we have logi. Wormholers and lowseccers have only fear.

Karsten will never stop logi. This is his empire. This is his dominion. Anyone who say logi is bad, they are just jealous. Because at end of day, a shield rep a day keeps the missiles away, ISK beats dreams, and nullsec beats all..
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[17:45:36] Rytsuki > lol dont run like a pussy
[17:45:38] Rytsuki > come fight
[17:45:43] Joachim Karsten > ❤️
[17:45:52] Rytsuki > haha another loser
[17:46:12] Joachim Karsten > damn lil bro
[17:46:13] Joachim Karsten > who hurt you
[17:47:12] Rytsuki > lilbro lol you're garbage
[17:47:17] Rytsuki > o7
Dashboard
Stats
Kills145
Losses28
Efficiency84%
ISK Destroyed45.50b
ISK Lost2.85b
ISK Efficiency94%
Solo Kills8
Solo Losses5
NPC Losses1
Blob Factor5.81
Active TimezoneEUTZ
Final Blows47
Points474
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSmall Gang (145 kills)
Solo 6% Small 55% Mid 36% Fleet 3%
Avg Fleet: 5.8 Logi Pilot Bait (6x) Awox: 1 kills
Top Fleet Partners
The SajuukPolaris Requiem103
Eras ArmadaPolaris Requiem95
Admiral TullyOnly Dreams [Just let it happen]69
Rob KellPolaris Requiem56
jonmuisResons [Just let it happen]53
Hyperion CromwellPolaris Requiem [The Skeleton Crew]37
Skibidi KarstenPolaris Requiem36
Mercer SolettePolaris Requiem [The Skeleton Crew]32
Zidi AcamiPolaris Requiem [The Skeleton Crew]30
GoldensaverMaraque Enterprises [Just let it happen]24