Wholesale Gridlock [WHOGR]

Description of corps? Amazing, incredible, fantastic all come to mind. Only way to get in is by giving me 1 trillion isk but I do have price specials on at Tuesday's between 14:00 and 16:00 hours game time. Half price plus a feedo during those times. Great deal, and just imagine what you would get into this exclusive corps! The benefits of being in this corps include, being totally ignored, and have access to zero corps hangars! You will never be asked to join in group activities either!!!!! Sounds perfect doesn't it? I know!!! For our free brochure just send 10 billion isk ( to cover postage) to any toon in corps! And then in 3 to six business months you may recieve the brochure! If after 8 months and still no brochure feel free to send an inquiry and another 10 billion isk ( to cover postage) and I am sure after another 3 to 6 business months I will be able to send a reply back! At Wholesale gridlock we pride ourselves on doing whatever we want without the hassle of expecting anything from anyone! If you do not have a trillion isk, as apparantly most people don't, will settle for 250000 plex. You can just buy the plex from the store and then your in once recieved! Just be sure to send an email saying that the plex were for the required joining fee within 24 hours of sending the plex. Its such a hassle when I get 250000 plex sent to me and think its just some gift and then days later person complains about not getting an invite yet. Luckily I am a nice guy and tell the person to take a hike and give back 25000 plex. I keep the rest for stress and the inconvience factor of having to put up with that whining crap.