Udidar Cloudjumper

I grew up knowing the easy life, parents fabulously wealthy, I had my first mistress when I turned 12, and by the time I was 16 I had my own personal harem. But before I turned 17 it was all ripped away through deception and lies from my father's business partners. I want that lifestyle back. I like to get jiggy.
Sometimes I do flyby's of other ships with no pants on, best moon you will ever see. Also, when I am mining, I get the tweezers and pull out my pubic hairs one at a time just to do something funner.
I used to be a gigalo and was making a lot of isk a night, but then I had to leave the planet and change my name after I accidently (intentionally) slid into the wrong hole of a very influental woman who became quite angry at me for doing that. What, toys allowed there but not the real thing? What a bitch.


7588745 DEC 02,2021
7 860 000 000 bnt