Ui ar de LADRUNZ, resistans is fiutil, drop oll iour motorsaikols end prip\xe8ar tu uolk !

<-- All your motorcycles are belong to us -->


-----------THIS BIKE HAS NO BRAKES!!-------------

.....VROOM.............o_
.......VROOM.......-.-.=\\-.
..........VROOM...(_)=='(_)


We are a gang of space thieves roaming New Eden looking for:

* ambushes
* robberies
* gate camps
* loot
* explosions
* badly parked ships

Specialized in:
small gang piracy, questionable decisions, suspicious salvaging operations, tactical retreating and the acquisition of other people's space bikes.

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Papers say about us...

"The definitive solution to all your gardening problems."

* Wired

"The worst corporation ever created. You will be disappointed."

* NYT

"Finally, the answer to illegal hunting."

* Men's Health

"Less sophisticated than expected."

* Il Manifesto

"A catastrophic experience from start to finish."

* Focus

"Simply exceptional."

* Panorama

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"check your ship's reactor wheels, we stole them too!"