Born too late to explore the Earth, born too early to explore the universe, but born just in time to generate extremely accurate photorealistic images of catgirls

The fact that I'm able to speak at all is a miracle, considering the garbled, mangled mess that my thoughts start out as. It's like I'm receiving communion from the Eldritch Deities 24/7, and have to translate it into English; as such, I'm almost certain I'm at least halfway insane...which may be why I like Sheogorath so much; the guy's literally called "The Daedric Prince of Madness," and can apparently turn it on and off at will (as in, he can act sane, which I know isn't how he normally is, when he wants to).