Carson longshanks

Eve could quite possibly be the most complicated MMORPG in existence. This level of complexity does a fantastic job of keeping away retards who play games like EverQuest, Bejeweled, The Sims, or Deer Hunter. Unfortunately, those with the intellegence and patience to navigate the intricate character creation process and lengthy tutorial are soon beaten and humiliated by the existing player base forcing them to log out. gamers soon find EVE is populated by other, considerably less friendly and, surpisingly, more intelligent retards with computers.



1. If it moves, shoot it.
2. If it doesn't move, bump it with your ship then shoot it.
3. When in doubt -- Shoot it!!
4. Overkill works.
5. Just because it breathes doesn't mean it should.
6. If all is going well its an ambush.
7. If it's not moving shoot it anyway, it might move later
8. If it starts moving, Jam it, shoot it