Last ActiveJun 18, 2013
BirthdayJan 1, 1970 (56 years old)
Next BirthdayJan 1, 2027 (62 days)
Combat
Kills1
Losses1
Efficiency50%
Danger Ratio100%
ISK
Destroyed542.66m
Lost226.72m
ISK Efficiency71%
Balance+315.94m
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows1
Combat Points1
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
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Bio
There once was a tough guy from Jita
Who got served a Vitoc Margarita
Poured it all down his throat
But had no antidote
Now he's a slave in an Amarr boat
There once was this chick from Dodixie
With a nose like the nose of a pixie
But she took up space hockey
And that nose, once so cocky,
Ended up like the nose of a Loki
There once were two sisters from Hek
Who thought they could loot any wreck
Until they picked a yellow
That belonged to a fellow
Who gave them a reality check
There once were two twins from Amarr
Who took brotherly love way too far
Not something I'd condone
But they said being blown
Isn't gay if it's by your own clone
\xa9 Balzac Legazou 2013
Feel free to reuse, but it's funnier if you write your own.
Who got served a Vitoc Margarita
Poured it all down his throat
But had no antidote
Now he's a slave in an Amarr boat
There once was this chick from Dodixie
With a nose like the nose of a pixie
But she took up space hockey
And that nose, once so cocky,
Ended up like the nose of a Loki
There once were two sisters from Hek
Who thought they could loot any wreck
Until they picked a yellow
That belonged to a fellow
Who gave them a reality check
There once were two twins from Amarr
Who took brotherly love way too far
Not something I'd condone
But they said being blown
Isn't gay if it's by your own clone
\xa9 Balzac Legazou 2013
Feel free to reuse, but it's funnier if you write your own.
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