El' DuckGirl DeSade

My friends call me Duckie...
Shake well before using. No lifeguard on duty. Apply only to infected area. As seen on T.V. Batteries not included. One size fits all. Must be present to win. Break glass in case of emergency. Contents hot. For a limited time only. No shirt-no shoes-no service. May irritate eyes. Do not attempt at home. Fragile. Harmful if swallowed. Keep off of grass. Ribbed for your pleasure. May be too intense for some viewers. No deposit, no return. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. Other restrictions may apply. Refrigerate after opening. Slippery when wet. Some assembly required. Subject to approval. Your results may vary. Wash, rinse, repeat. Allow 4-6 weeks for delivery. Rebroadcast is prohibited without the express written consent of Major League Baseball..