"One does not simply warp into Mordor" - Aeries Kalma


Think of me as Altary's comet. I come through, majestic and wonderful, travelling through space in random orbital periods which depend on gravitational fluctuations in the market of space-time. You have my permission to tell your children and your children's children that you saw me.

You can also think of me as Gandalf...wandering through the lands(yes, the lands...in space), known to different peoples by different names...although they all seem to be centered around not flying into a massively one-sided fight in an enemy system by myself. But I'd prefer Mythrandir or Gandalf Stormcrow over beep-beep-ba-beeping-beeper-pussy. Beep-beep-ba-beeping-beeper-pussy just doesn't command the same awe and reverence as a name like Gandalf does so obviously the choice here is simple. I'm Gandalf and there's nothing you can do about it.