Last ActiveSep 28, 2013
BirthdayJan 1, 1970 (56 years old)
Next BirthdayJan 1, 2027 (58 days)
Combat
Kills17
Losses32
Efficiency35%
Danger Ratio100%
ISK
Destroyed2.18b
Lost1.35b
ISK Efficiency62%
Balance+831.13m
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Combat Points17
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
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Bio
Cursed as he was with an enormous penis, Delen struggled through life trying to avoid the pitfalls that an oversized dong can bring.
For the most part, this consisted of trying not to trap his one-eyed soldier in the zipper of his trousers, or making sure that he didn't accidentally club his partners to death with his erection, but occasionally the consequences were more severe.
After he narrowly escaped being kidnapped by a posse of divorcees who were planning to use his impressive wang for their own nefarious pleasures, Delen decided to embark on a future as a capsuleer. Unfortunately, within a week of having finished training, his penis was mistaken for an Iteron and blown up by a pilot in an opposing faction.
For the most part, this consisted of trying not to trap his one-eyed soldier in the zipper of his trousers, or making sure that he didn't accidentally club his partners to death with his erection, but occasionally the consequences were more severe.
After he narrowly escaped being kidnapped by a posse of divorcees who were planning to use his impressive wang for their own nefarious pleasures, Delen decided to embark on a future as a capsuleer. Unfortunately, within a week of having finished training, his penis was mistaken for an Iteron and blown up by a pilot in an opposing faction.
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