Mar 27, 2019
Apr 30, 2011(15y)
Apr 30, 2027(336d)
Combat
Kills415
Losses190
Efficiency69%
ISK
Destroyed111.91b
Lost26.67b
ISK Eff.81%
Solo
Solo Kills6
Solo Ratio1%
Final Blows38
Points415
Other
NPC Losses2
NPC Loss Ratio1%
Avg Kills/Day0.08
ActivityInactive
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Bio
Wiley E. Coyote
" Super Genius "



Joke of the Year

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!" "Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything." The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.

Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry, he grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and proceeds to eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first.
Dashboard
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Blob Factor0
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -
Top Fleet Partners
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Judge SarnBulls Fury7
iSteve-TaylorBulls Fury7
Fernando Alonso DiazFREEDOM BRAWLERS6
Danica KelpCaldari Black Hand [Caldari Tactical Operations Command]6