Expendable Biomass

[00:11:15] Fyrdung Tyr > cracking open a goon pod is kinda like craking open a rotten egg so be shure to wash the stink off yer ship when yer done!

Mukrakr Li > I was on the toilet and heard a portuguese bloke call out into the nether "MOAR FUCKING DREADS"

ColwirthMB > my ship just turned into a flashy egg, did i level up?

[07:40:36] Monique-Renee Antilles > I can't believe I just looked up ascii boobs.

[04:12:51] Arek Aldel-Kal > "You've been found guilty of all 138 counts against you. What do you have to say for yourself?" "I can double your isk?"

You just went 648 kinds of retarded.

You have split the retard atom and propelled yourself 299,792,458 retards-per-second straight into a retardhole.

You have gone quantum-retard sir, so retarded, in fact, that even in the universes where you DIDN'T say that retarded thing - it's still being retarded