Kahnor Asteris

If you target me... I will throw my photon tin foil/duct tape covered rock infused water balloon at your sorry excuse of a vessel... If your ship is better than mine, I will shiver in my tinfoil helmet, and... eat a cookie... cookies are good.

Then.. the cosmos willing... I wll find you and your blokes and take an all-mighty E.V.A. (Cookie-filled) DUMP on your windshield all the while making some more delicious cookies.. mmmm.. cookies..

And yes.. I CAN DO chocolate chip..

WOOT.

If you are nice to me... I will definitely help you mine, do missions, and stare at stars and talk about cookies.. and even the occasional release about milk.

Dang. Now I am diabetic.

:D