"Remember when the activists painted all the baby seals with flourescent paint? The polar bears loved that!"

"TATP isn't so much an explosive as it is an idiot filter."

"Oh shit. Puppy necrosis. I wasn't ready for that."

<borodimer> actually, who controls .net now?
<Reuser> Same answer as the world: Cesar

Reuser: CHEESE! CHEESE FOR OUR SUPERMOUSE OVERLORDS!
Eron: Do not anger them
Eron: or you will be sent to the CHEESE PITS!
Eron: no one returns

"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you."