Magic Sausage

The mighty chef Elzar was undoubtibly the greatest chef of all time. In his infinate wisdom he decided to create the greatest cooking dish off all time. A dish so great as to surpass his own cooking greatness. After defeating the Lrr of the planet Omicron Perci 8 he obtained the last space sausage left in the galaxy. Taking this space sausage to the core of a sun and allowing it to cook in the rarest of spices and herbs he called out to all the gods to enchant this wonder of wonders. He was then cryogenically frozen to come back to the space sausage once it was complete.

5000 years later a buzzer dinged indicating that the space sausage was completed. He left to check its plumpness and discovered it was missing... The only thing that remained was the baking sheet from which it simmered. To this day it is said that the Magic Sausage roams the galaxy to find Elzar and defeat him in Iron Chef.