Gilgamesh Padishah

"Get a life"?
I have hundreds of lives!

"I'm pretty sure I levelled up in my last fight since there was a flash of light and my ship turned into some kind of super-fast Death Star."

150,000,000 = 1 AU
300,000,000 = 2 AU
450,000,000 = 3 AU
600,000,000 = 4 AU
750,000,000 = 5 AU
900,000,000 = 6 AU
1,050,000,000 = 7 AU
1,200,000,000 = 8 AU
1,350,000,000 = 9 AU
1,500,000,000 = 10 AU

The Caldari Prayer:
Our missles, who art in launchers
Hallowed be thy payload
Thy warhead come
Our enemies be done
In low sec
As it is in Empire
Give us this day
Our daily gank
And forgive us our WCS's
As if we'd forgive them

At age 4, success is not peeing your pants.
At age 12, success is having friends.
At age 20, success is having sex.
At age 35, success is making money.
At age 60, success is having sex.
At age 70, success is having friends.
At age 80, success is not peeing your pants.