folk u

i have one thing to say to the rest of galaxy folk u

zebo a half blind five year old african orfan, has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only 1 leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes just give a small donation of $2 and we will send you the vidio its hilarious
a girl goes into a shop buys 1 apple, 1 egg and 1 pie. the groccer says "i bet your single" the girl replies: "how did you know?" he says "because your fucking ugly!"
why is a women like a box of kfc? because once you get past the tender thigh and juicy breast all ure left with is greasy wet box to put your bone in

- is a hyphon or a dash not tac. http://www.englishclub.com/writing/punctuation.htm