Aug 11, 2026
May 8, 2026(0y)
May 8, 2027(221d)
Combat
Kills41
Losses159
Efficiency21%
ISK
Destroyed443.9k
Lost505.53m
ISK Eff.0%
Solo
Solo Kills37
Solo Ratio90%
Final Blows40
Combat Points39
Other
NPC Losses4
NPC Loss Ratio3%
Avg Kills/Day0.29
ActivityMedium
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio
[ █▓▒░ INTERCEPTED CAPSULEER TRANSMISSION ░▒▓█ ] LIVE. LAUGH. LOOT. Current Status: Somewhere between Bob's divine wormhole plan, a Sleeper Cache that definitely wasn't worth it, and an Estamel's Modified Mortgage Payment. If you're reading this, congratulations—you either cargo scanned me, probed me down, or you're currently sitting 2km off my wreck wondering why I was carrying twelve Datacores, three Sleeper Data Libraries, an Intact Armor Plate, Melted Nanoribbons, Neural Network Analyzers, Enhanced Ward Consoles, Ancient Coordinates Databases, and exactly one Civilian Gatling Railgun. The answer is simple: commitment to the bit. People ask me, "What's your endgame?" Friend... I still get excited over a Superior Sleeper Cache and a green Relic can. Every unopened container contains either unimaginable wealth or enough Carbon to rebuild an entire asteroid belt. Such is life. Officially protected by one Nation Revenant, two Nation Vanquishers, six Nightmares, several angry Drifters, three Triglavian Leshaks that owe me favours, Steve the Sleeper (don't make eye contact), and Gary—the Sansha Titan who keeps following me because I accidentally complimented his doomsday animation once. Relic Site contains PLEX, Officer Modules, High-Grade Ascendancies, Geckos, Capital Core Temperature Regulators, and Tobias', Estamel's, Draclira's, Vizan's or Chelm's Modified loot. Statistically this is a terrible investment, spiritually it's undefeated. I have personally survived wormholes that screamed, acceleration gates that looked suspiciously judgmental, Ghost Sites with commitment issues, Triglavians asking philosophical questions at 900m/s, and Guristas trying to convince me piracy is a career path. The Jovians still leave me on read. Reminder: Never trust a wormhole that sparkles. Never trust a Heron that says "friendly". Never trust a Venture with seven killmarks. Never trust Local when it's quiet. Especially don't trust me when I say "just one more site." The stars aren't silent—they're laughing. The Sleepers are pretending to sleep. Bob is rolling another static just to watch us panic. Somewhere an explorer forgot to bookmark the exit. Somewhere a Marshal is cloaked. Somewhere a cargo scanner is about to ruin somebody's afternoon. If found unconscious in a shattered pod, please return my Melted Nanoribbons,
Dashboard
Stats
Kills40
Losses101
Efficiency28%
ISK Destroyed419.4k
ISK Lost269.59m
ISK Efficiency0%
Solo Kills36
Solo Losses73
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor1.1
Active TimezoneEUTZ
Final Blows39
Points38
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Flies With (Alliances)
Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (40 kills)
Solo 90% Small 10%
Avg Fleet: 1.1 Bait (52x)
Top Fleet Partners
Nini PirkiboWe Love Zero Tax3