How many minmatar does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as you bought at the last auction.




Minmatar ships are never destroyed.

They are just turned into smaller minmatar ships.




Two Brutor and a Sebeistor are in a ship. Who's flying it?

Concord.




What does ever minmatar recruit get on his or her first day of training?

A tetanus shot.




"Hey man, we heard you liked minmatar ships!"

"So we dragged a magnet through a scrapyard for you!"




"Hey bro, is that a new ship?"

"Honestly, I've got no idea."

"Ah. Must be minmatar then!"




I dropped a magnet out the air lock.

When I went to retrieve it, a burst had formed.




What's the difference between a minmatar scrapyard and a minmatar shipyard?

Whether your standing at the entrence or the exit.




Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so just stop fighting back.

Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.

Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range........Ah screw this, drones attack!

Minmatar: Dammit, the nanite paste came off again!




Some attempted to argue that the chance of evolution happening is the same as a tornado sweeping through a junk yard and leaving a fully assembled aircraft behind......

And now you know how the battlecruiser got it's name.




What do you get when you cross a Brutor and an NPC?

A smart minmatar.




I was salvaging the other day when I came across this wreck that I could not seem to salvage.

Then a minmatar pilot convo'd me and asked me to stop.




Why can't you play poker with minmatar?

Too many cheetahs.




Why did the minmatar go to the Royal Amarr Institute?

To pick up his Master's Degree.




The minmatar working in Amarr lava planet facilities aren't slaves, contrary to popular belief.

They are free to leave the dome whenever they please.




How many minmatar slaves does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if he knows what's good for him.




What do a thousand minmatar slaves with black eyes have in common?

None of them know how to listen.




What do you tell a minmatar with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's already been told twice.