Kerb Krawler

The fact that this character has an AT medal will forever be a stain on this game

As ambrosia was the food of the gods, helping them be merry and wise, so is methamphetamine the ambrosia of the godly Missourian, letting us see with clarity unachievable to those which the words "dentist" or "law" mean anything. For in those moments where other denizens of lesser, non-enlightened states may quiver, the Missourian resorts to the chemical beauty of Methyl-alpha-methyl-phenethylamine. For this gift from the gods, this testament to Man's mastery over nature, to the divine right of the Missourian to holy transcendence, lets us see what lesser eyes may not comprehend, in ways which the mortal mind fails to imagine. We, by our own invention, have become the gods of Olympus, and all heathens shall quake at our might.


Lix Naari: Did you snort something exotic while making this? (this: *The Professor

Khachaturian -> You're basically just a Gay Elo Knight