When you have a stick up your ass, it only hurts you

Designation: Cruiser Specialist. Function: Applied Overkill Consultant.

Lieutenant Commander 5H4H5 doesn’t just fly cruisers — he weaponizes them. Born from bad ideas and caffeine, he’s the kind of pilot who treats every skirmish like performance art and every wreck like a standing ovation.

He’s mastered the cruiser class to surgical perfection — strategic, ewar, assault, recon, logistics, or interdiction, it doesn’t matter. If it is a metal box in the shape of a cruiser, he can turn it into a blunt instrument of prophecy. He thrives where capacitor alarms scream and armor plates melt, balancing chaos and control like it’s a personal religion.

In fleets, he’s the man you call when the plan stops making sense. Flexible, relentless, and terminally confident, he doesn’t retreat — he just relocates the battlefield one explosion at a time.

Out here in New Eden, glory is optional, but efficiency is mandatory. And when 5H4H5 undocks in his cruiser, the universe learns that efficiency can look a lot like brutality wrapped in polished tungsten.

Self-described motto: “Why buy peace when you can fabricate war?”

Asatho Maa Sad Gamaya
(Lead me from untruth to truth)
Thamaso Maa Jyothir Gamaya
(Lead me from darkness to light)
Mrithyor Maa Amritham Gamaya
(Lead me from death to immortality)

- Brihadaranyaka Upanishad 1.3.28

"And in those days shall men seek death,
and shall not find it;
and shall desire to die,
and death shall flee from them."

- Revelation 9:6

Everything you say is just vibrating space dust

Dashboard

Stats

Kills149

Losses11

Efficiency93%

ISK Destroyed47.31b

ISK Lost595.04m

ISK Efficiency99%

Solo Kills8

Solo Losses1

NPC Losses2

Blob Factor26.9