Holly Ho

扫信号的，人畜无害
You know you play too much EVE when....
当……时你知道你玩EVE玩太多了
...You walk into a Walmart and think to yourself, "Damn! I hate jita!"
……你进入沃尔玛时想“靠，我恨吉他！”（人太多了）
...You're driving in the ghetto and you think to yourself, "I need to get out of low-sec."
……你开车经过贫民窟的时候会想“我得赶紧离开低安”（国外有些城市市中心附近会有贫民窟）
...You run away from a car accident because you're afraid the other driver is going to Pod you.
……你在撞车以后会逃走因为你害怕那个驾驶员会爆你的蛋
...You get turned on by the phrase, "Skill training completed."
……你听到“技能训练完成”时会感到兴奋
...While having sex, you stare into your partner's eyes as you say "Docking permission requested."
……当你OOXX时你会凝视她的眼睛并说“已发出进站请求 ”
..if you think you're a rorqual when you chew on cereal"
……当你吃麦片粥的时候你会认为自己是长须鲸（级）。（胃口很大是么。。）
....you enter the freeway and say "warp drive active"
……你进入加速车道时会说“跃迁引擎已启动 ”
....when you send in a scout to see if the bar is camped
……当你派出侦查员去看酒吧有没有蹲守的
...you see mining as your dayjob
……你认为采矿是你的日常任务