Ceaduseus

Procrastination is a lot like masterbation. It feels good at the time, but afterwards you realize you just fucked yourself.

[16:02:03] Saly Va > one does not simply jam me

[03:03:27] Bloodpetal > need moar mexicaaans

[22:26:10] Brawlking > I got the moooOooOOOoOobs like Jabba.

[04:10:20] Mallicai don't be a dummy blow it on her tummy.

[02:30:58] Robbman > women have always been, and will always be... just plain fucked up

[22:48:08] Malman Extremis > well, life is a bitch, and then you die!!!!
[22:48:40] Harrley Quinn > no... lifes a bitch... then you marry one... THEN you die

[19:12:44] Demtri smakinoff you lying sack of canadian

[07:00:30] embaum > speak engliash

(friend on teamspeak) "dude thats like walking through the desert with jesus and moses...your going to come out on the other side because, well, its fucking jesus and moses