Tortilla Chip — legacy portraitTortilla Chip
-9.47
Feb 28, 2020
Aug 28, 2007(18y)
Aug 28, 2026(86d)
Combat
Kills1,025
Losses45
Efficiency96%
ISK
Destroyed2.44t
Lost45.71b
ISK Eff.98%
Solo
Solo Kills539
Solo Ratio53%
Final Blows622
Points1,025
Other
NPC Losses7
NPC Loss Ratio16%
Avg Kills/Day0.15
ActivityInactive
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Bio
I've never flown a prophecy before. i look like a pregnant owl.

A firbolg goes to the RnD agent, looking ill, and says "I really don't feel well, i am tired all the time, i dont know what to do"

So the RnD agent says "Well, let me take a bit of your hull and i will send it off for tests"

Next week the firbolg returns, still complaining of the same symptoms, and the agent has some bad news: "There is no easy way to say this... but you are HIV positive"

The firbolg is shocked. "HIV!! I am a fighter! Not a lover! How can that possibly be?!"

The RnD agent solemnly replies "I am sorry... but one of your parents must have been a carrier"
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[04:04:57] Pandemic Diesel
Tortilla Chip coolest name ever
[04:05:02] Tortilla Chip thx alot
[04:05:12] Pandemic Diesel lol np m8
Kill: Pandemic Diesel (Capsule)
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Blob Factor0
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -