Luminara Ofi

When you tickle me, I turn red.
When you bite me, I turn red.
When you kick my pug/beagle/lab/basset mutt of a dog, I turn red.
When I heard America was now socialist, I turned red.
When you spill beer on my wife and then hit on her, I will turn red.
When your wife spills beer on my crotch, I will turn red.

When you ran up into my garage where my military buddies and I were drinking a beer and plug your iPhone charger into the outlet I just had my hand sander charging, proceed to tell me that I have a huge &*#^, then take me to your house at 1:00a.m. in the morning where you proceed to dance in a leotard while I play Schumann and Bach, force me to carry you upstairs to your bed where you pass out and then gurgle throw-up out of your mouth onto my hand...

I TURN FRACKIN' RED!

*** Scanning info ***
1 au = 149.000.000 km
3 au = 447.000.000 km
7 au = 1.043.000.000 km
48 au = 7.152.000.000 km
Max Scanner Range = 14.413 AU
(2.147.483.647/149.000.000)

** Targeting systems **
Minmatar - Ladar
Caldari - Gravimetric
Gallente - Magnetometric
Amarr - Radar

** Main Damage type to shoot at the enemy **
Guristas - Kinetic
Serpentis - Thermal
Mordus - Thermal & Kinetic
Blood - EM & Thermal
Sansha - EM & Thermal
Angel - Explosive
Mercenary - Thermal
Corpum - EM & Thermal
Gist - Explosive

** Damage types ***
Guristas - Kinetic / Thermal
Serpentis - Thermal / Kinetic
Blood Raider - Thermal / EM
Sansha's Nation - EM / Thermal
Angel Cartel - Kinetic / Explosive / Thermal
Minmatar Fleet - Thermal / Explosive
Amarr Navy - EM / Thermal
Mordus - Kinetic / Thermal
Corpum - EM / Thermal
Gist - (EM)+Kinetic/Thermal