Gouty

No, I don't want to join your corp, but thank you for asking.
Don't sweat the petty things...but don't pet the sweaty things, either...

Dirk Ryder > Greeting btw you white-eyed swamp thing

Carribean Queen > you're a thukker
ofstrife > I thukked your mom last night
Gouty > that would make you a...mother thukker?
ofstrife > why yes, yes it would

Boiglio > message me if you're coming, please
Gouty > um...you know that's going into my "Out of context and funny as shit" file, right Boig?

Jeffrey Scott > but those ladies would probably have a penis.

Tabimatha > well presumably your hand is not a vagina; we all have to use our imagination
Gingerella > I like some guys hand

kekhwa > my ass is on fire

Eoras Northwind > Can we get a deep fryer?
Eoras Northwind > I mean, you know...to go with the punchbowl and fridge for the CAS clubhouse...stop looking at me that way!

Prideof USA > well i havent had a cock in a long time
Magh Tuiredh > epic freudian slip