Men's 'Quafethron' T-shirt

Stand astride the two worlds of earth and space as a towering, immortal colossus, and celebrate it in the most casual of ways.

Not only does this item indicate that the wearer - whose clothing is as stylish, sleek and nonchalant as they themselves are - does, in fact, hold immeasurable power and is capable of piloting celestial behemoths that would blot out the sun; it also shows that they are in tune with life's little pleasures, and may well enjoy a can or two of Quafe when they're outside the capsule.