Professional button misclicker and part-time space disaster. We specialize in turning perfectly good fleets into “learning experiences” and converting ships into rapidly expanding debris fields.

Proud member of the “it’ll be fine” school of strategy—results pending. If there’s a wrong target, wrong ammo, or wrong time to jump, we've already done it (likely more than once).

Fly reckless, blame lag, and always remember: it’s not a loss, it’s content.