The Smashed Pumpkins [SMAPU]

Ever woke up as a pumpkin and asked yourself: what is my purpose?
Yes? Tell me about it, I know, who hasn't?
Well, fear not. We found out.

We have purpose for days!

As a bunch of noobs without a clue about really anything in this game and universe, we decided to work our way up from the bottom, through true, good old honest blue-collar work. We mine and haul all day, until the day goes out and all the mining's done!
Oh, what fun!

No, seriously. We want to build ourselves up from nothing, knowing nothing, to fail upwards until we know it all. The sweet taste of success, the existential horror of having accomplished all of our dreams, the socio-emotional alienation of wealth beyond any justifiable measure!

Interested? Sound like something you'd want to strive and fail for? Apply today! We pay no wages and no mind, but we share almost everything we lose, have and gain.
We are currently a very small operation looking for miners, haulers and enforcers to have our backs, while we break them like we break the big rocks into small rocks.

Plans are to build a stock-pile of materials while also starting slow and humble productions to, one day, deploy and establish our own shipyards and factories.

Just talk to our benevolent, wise, clueless leaders:
SethRyu or Schneider Oculus