Tesla's Congregation [AHMEN]

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Tesla's Congregation is a highly enthusiastic—some might say overcharged—society devoted to the life, legacy, and questionable fashion choices of Nikola Tesla. Members gather weekly in basements, garages, and any room with at least three overloaded power strips to “commune with the current.”
Core Beliefs
- Electricity is sacred, especially when it makes that satisfying bzzzzzt noise.
- Pigeons are divine messengers, because Tesla liked them and that’s good enough for everyone.
- Edison is the arch‑nemesis, and all lightbulbs must be screwed in counterclockwise as a symbolic act of rebellion.
Rituals
- The Ceremony of the Coil, where initiates stand in a circle and attempt to power a toaster using only their “inner voltage.”
- The Annual Wardenclyffe Pilgrimage, which mostly involves standing near a tower-shaped object and arguing about wireless power.
- The Sacred Static Handshake, which is just aggressively shuffling across a carpet before greeting someone.
Dress Code
- Lab coats (preferably singed).
- Hair styled to look like they’ve just stuck a fork in an outlet.
- Copper bracelets “for conductivity and vibes.”
Leadership
The group is led by the High Conductor, who is chosen through a solemn and ancient ritual: whoever can produce the biggest spark with a Van de Graaff generator becomes leader until someone else tops it.