Kyber-naughtys [CLYTT]

"WHO THE FUCK EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT FUCKING RANDOM INVASIONS IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF EMPIRE? FUCKING LOST ALL MY MONEY BECAUSE OF THIS RETARDS, IT WASNT EVEN FUCKING PLAYER KAMIKADZE, IT WAS JUST RANDOM TRIGLAV FUCKERS FROM NO FUCKING WHERE, EVEN IN FUCKING HIGHSEC SYSTEMS HOW THE FUCK I SUPPOSED TO DEVELOP IN THIS GAME IF CCP DOES EVERYTHING TO KILL EVERY POSSIBLE WAY FOR NEW PLAYERS TO EARN ISK Fuck this shit, I'll come back when ccp will make this game less noob-hating."
-Cladeflow Intercept LOL:ZOMG-r3DD1T

We are Kyber-naughties in South Hackensack with Middling Grades in Old Slavic Folklore and Literature at Montclair State University. As the Official Mascots of the Cringey LARPing in Pochven into Jita Local, Kyber-naughties seek the elusive companionship of human females for Nice Guys and glorification of First Edition Power Ranger Action Figures held in the Domain of Babushkas in Storajj Boxes next to the F\xfcrnac\xeb, through Lorem Ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, Occasional Capitals for no particular reason but you'll still waste time trying to Decipher Meaning, pvp and voice comms required minimum skill points enforced Google Search Engine Optimization \xabdelete brackets for final: Denny's Late Night Menu\xbb, and server-rejection of Ancient Enemy Personal Grooming \xabpresent manifestation: EVE Vegas\xbb within Bujan Or Somewhere Close to Exit 15X On The Turnpike, extending through Pochven into Somewhere In Caldari Space Because Amarr Rats Are Scary, and advancing forth into (::jimmy please fill this in later before we go live::).

///COMMUNICATION CHANNELS:
Kyber-Naughty Discord
:: For Extra Naughty Kybernauters Ready to Flow Baby, Flow
Kybernauts
:: Lets Be Honest You Were Expecting This

///RESOURCES:
Sobornookie Claatu Barada Nikto
:: VHS Tapes From Your Mom's Basement
Cringey Roleplayers of the Triglavian Collective
:: What could possibly go wrong
Our Enemies Are Star Trek Borg Copyright Violations
:: Resistance Is Futile You Will Be Liminaltyated
Super Creative Lore of the Jovian Empire For Reals Guys
:: Science Fiction Writing For Dummies, Dewey Decimal Code 69:69.420