Schlock Mercenaries [SCHLK]

Excerpts from The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries:

1. Pillage, then burn.
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6. If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
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18. If the officers are leading from in front, watch out for an attack from the rear.
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24. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a big gun.
25. If the damage you do is covered by a manufacturers warranty, you didn't do enough damage.
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35. That which does not kill me has made a tactical error.
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42. "They'll never expect this" means "I want to try something stupid."
43. If it's stupid and it works, it's still stupid and you're lucky.
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52. The army you've got is never the army you want.
53. The intel you've got is never the intel you want.
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62. Anything labeled "This end toward enemy" is dangerous at both ends.