ReKtalRaMM3rs [DCBJ]

Laughter, Loyalty, Sharing, Shenanigans & ...Profits*

You're Depressed
Those fantastical stories you will recall to your adorable grandchildren over your most cherished gaming escapades? No offense, but... you're sorely lacking in those. Your current corporation doesn't fulfill your needs. They don't reciprocate, take way too much money, avoid prolonged eye contact, and you've both settled into a pattern of comfortable misery and automated responses adapted to prevent confrontation and effective communication of any kind.

It's time you left that unhealthy relationship. For yourself. For everyone.

But where to turn, and who can you trust? So many - let's face it, terrible - options. Negativity, backstabbery, tomfoolery, dumbassery, facehuggery... it's real bad out there, Cap.

But Not the ReKtal RaMM3rs
Ooh no, not us. Every member can be uncomfortably weird...and great. Some more or less than others. We don't judge out loud. We dip our toes in a little of everything; for the moment we're (mostly) sticking to high sec space. Everyone deserves to feel comfortable and have fun playing a video game with other human beings with lives outside of said video game; racism, sexism, bigotry or being a mean-spirited douchebag will get you sh*tlisted fast. Someone will lose a lot of ships; someone will rage and break their computer; someone will drink too much and fall asleep at the wheel and lose another ship, but we'll make the best of it while weaving some killer tales for the ages.


* corporation name not representative** of actual member maturity or intelligence level.



** mostly.