Cpt Good Grief's Armada of Bads [GGFML]

Looking for primate species and higher to compliment our team of highly ineffective bads.

What we offer:
- Free dental treatment*
- Personal dances from our Directors*
- Marriage counselling*
- Free isk*
- Huge experience**
- A chance to reflect on what went wrong in your life
- Ore and salvage buy back (at 1% Jita buy)
*Disclaimer: whilst we aim to offer these, we typically don't. Go f*ck yourself.
**None in Eve

What we require:
- Toilet trained
- Functional vocal chords
- >1 skill point
- Familiarity with the F1 button
- Human (applications for some primate species will be considered. No Marmosets.)
- No more than 2 medically-diagnosed personality disorders or mental conditions (Tourette's does not count; no one will notice)
- 600 bil and a faction fort as an entry fee
- PhD in quantam physics (other related disciplines will be considered, unless it's Astrophysics, you f**king nerds)
- Alphas, Omegas & Cucks welcome


If you're a bad that wants to pretend to be good, can Krab like you've just side-stepped your way in from the atlantic, and you suffer fools gladly then you may be what we are looking for.

Come join us for a chat. Or Don't. We really don't care; we never liked you anyway.

xx-Cpt Good Grief-xx