Random Number Gurus [RNG42]

Don't Panic!

Embrace the randomness that is inherent to eve.

Much in the same way the Infinite Improbability Drive was once discovered by chance, we similarly seek to develop and manufacture the means to turn missiles into sentient large marine mammals and/or pots of decorative vegetation. Occasionally, our research and development efforts lead to unintended side effects including but not limited to: temporary loss of limbs, terraforming of nearby planets, creation of large quantities of fried livestock eggs, a plethora of party supplies, death. Join our other intrepid pilots with hearts of gold at your own risk.

Ultimately though, if you can't understand why 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything... then so long, and thanks for all the ISK!