Casterly Rock Markets [LN-TR] Closed

Joffrey's going to die to Littefinger and his hot wife.

Tyrion gets blamed but gets off, then finds Tywin has been humping Shea. Tyrion kills her, and his dad.

Arya goes to Bravos to become an assassin.

Dead Mrs. Stark becomes a zombie called Lady Stoneheart and she goes around being mad at the Freys.

Jon Snow (who dies later) leads the Nights Watch against the red head babe. She dies, and Jon's a hero (lmao, for now until his brothers o7 him at the end of book 5).