You're Afraid of a Girl LOLZ [SAQUP]

This Corp was created to laugh at the fannybaws so completely intimidated, so awkwardly in love with a girl that he wardecs her over and over instead of just buying her flowers....or officer mods. Sack up, ye wee numpty. Grow a pair and stop hiding behind annonymous alts. I'm flattered, truly, but wouldn't exotic dancers be cheaper?