Epic Fail Department [EPIKF] Closed

We don't just fail at simple tasks, we fail at life. So there! Recruitment is open for anyone that qualifies with at least 2 of the following 5 requirements:

1. Character Sheet link w/87+ skills, none over lvl 3
2. At least 50 T2/faction PvP ship losses w/less than 2 kills.
3. A KM showing your ganked +2bil ISK T1 hauler/cargo.
4. A KM of your 3bil+ pod ganked, preferably w/your Hulk KM from any high sec system.
5. A KM of your dual-tanked deadspace mission battleship/carrier lost to a single cruiser or less.

* Corp director role will instantly be given to anyone who has self-destructed their titan with no other player damage on the killmail.